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The going rate for prose is as follows:

6 dollars for every 1,000 words
After 5,000 words this rate jumps to 8 dollars
After 10,000 words it jumps to 10 and so on

For Poetry:

Free Verse is 20 cents a line
A ballad 40 cents per line
A sonnet 60 cents per line
A villanelle 1 dollar per line

Any questions you can leave here, please send your queries or ideas to

Any word you can spread is appreciated if you yourself can't do business. I will only accept cash, no art trades or points. Those things, unfortunately, won't help me pay for rent, tuition, or even some days food. Thanks for the time and consideration.


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Johnathan F. Harper
Artist | Professional | Literature
United States
In the morning I echo the lark
With naked yodeling as shower steam
Flushes my skin and bathroom.
Then to poetry, naked before the window
With the sun postured on the panes,
Its light the white of my page,
I stroke the pen and continue the song,
A melody of Harp and Harpsichord.

I play both out of tune, like any ill
Thought genius of musical note,
I want to torture my ears until I find
One resonant note I think exists somewhere
In the black void of tone-deaf noise.

Call me Harper, reader, for I am an ear bleeder
Who plucks and plays dry crusty strings
Of a long forgotten art, persistent to present
To you a clue of what once was music.

Current Residence: Myrtle Beach
Favourite genre of music: General Rock
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Anything other than Apple products
Skin of choice: Mine
Favourite cartoon character: Rarity
Personal Quote: Hold high hopes, keep low expectations

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The-Madder Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have strived to meet a writer as talented as you are, and I am happy to meet you. May I ask: how long have you been writing? 

I am a writer also, but I delve into photography and drawings from time to time. Perhaps we can become friends. I came here from your DD, Technically a Plumber. I loved it. Such a tale it was, if not a dark wonder. I hope to read more of your creations.

Apologies. I am Madder. I'm a friend.

MyLittleBrony Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I may have missed something, but what happened to Tales by Hoof? The latest story was added some time last year.
Miss-Vani Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch, Prose! ^-^
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techno103 Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
did you sand me it yet?
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XzoinkX Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Professional Photographer
Thanks so much for the :+fav: :cuddle:
nachobueno Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ok i tagged you too you have to do it because friendship
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Sterling-Needle Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
[link] You have been tagged, I really hope you'll find the time to answer this Meme! I look forward to learning more about my friends. C:
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CajesTheTabby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thanks fer the watch <3
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Icaron Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Say, you look like somepony who could use a Llama.

And I noticed you just had a birthday too, so have some slightly belated birthday cake! Baked fresh, not leftover so it's delishus and moist. ^^
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DrippingWords Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Congratulations! You have been featured in my journal! [link]
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